While checking out at Duane Reade today, the clerk looked at my items, looked at me, looked at the items again, laughed, then started ringing me up.
Items in today's purchase:
1. Box of 12 Condoms
2. Ms. Fixit Dust Masks (five count)
3. Two 5-Hour Energy Drinks
4. Altoids Ginger Mints
It's ambitious, but gonna be a great weekend.
